Man O Man

Oh man, I sick, and hate it I do. I cant even type! I have the worst headache, and this morning you couldn't even understand what I was saying, I sounded like Chubacha. But, now I'm recovering after a five hour nap, and I had decided that I will only miss one day of school from this illness. I didn't like not going to school, but I would have hated going to school more. It would have literally have been as if I was in the aweful city of Skykomish for a WHOLE DAY! Could you imagine the horor, that's what it would have been like. So you could see that I had no choice but to stay home, only those bred in the hellish environment can withstand it, I wasn't, so I couldn't. So you see, men like me only live to see the next day, because of other men sacrificing their lives to rid this world of things like the cold, aids, cancer, mono, and Skykomish. But we must go on, for me, you, and for all those poor, lonely, little children from the depths of the cold, dark, and extremely stupid places like Skykomish.....and....and....Duluth. So now, it's our time, our time to shine and mine for real gold, not that stupid pyrite crap. We must prevail, we will, or else the world as we no it will fall into the hands of people like, Alec Baldwin, and the artist formally known as Prince, and others such as Snoop, and MC Hammer Daddy. But no, they can not, will not, and should not, prevail! FOR I AM SPARTAGUS! But seriously, it sucks being sick, just ask my brother who has been sick for a dog's age. I guess his wisdom teeth are pushing too hard against some other thing in his mouth or whatever, so he has aweful, horrific migraines, and it makes him wet the bed. (No I'm kidding, but seriously...it happens) So if you could pray for him and me, actually, pray for everyone, 'cause everyone's sick right now. In the entire world, only the Dahli Lama and Mrs. Marzoff aren't sick.